If you like silly humor and eye-popping special effects, go see Men In Black. If you like a movie whose plot is thinner than shredded tissue paper, go see Men In Black. If you like a movie with witty dialogue, go see Men In Black. If you hate to see nasty bugs getting squashed, DON'T see Men In Black. Even if you don't like those things in a movie, go see Men In Black. As long as you like Sci-Fi, I can almost guarantee you'll like Men In Black.
In this soon-to-be blockbuster comedy, Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones play secret agents J and K of INS (Immigration and Naturalization Service) Division 6 ("There IS no Division 6"). They keep the intergalactic illegal aliens under control on our planet. When a highly sensitive object of peace enters our atmosphere, it is up to the "Men In Black" to secure it, or Earth will be destroyed. This involves keeping it away from a carnage-loving space bug that will do anything to cause this war. This movie also includes a hilarious scene in which it is finally made public which celebrities on this planet actually ARE aliens from another solar system.
This movie includes Will Smith's comeback rap called "Men In Black," and a great score by The Man, Danny Elfman (All you Elfman fans will know that before the opening credits begin to roll).
Men In Black is sure to knock everyone out of their seats. You'll laugh, you'll drool, you'll be glad you came!
-Ethan Kaplan
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